People who unearth Kryloflumachrome are more likely to giggle to themselves or smile on the subway. From a distance a chunk of Kryloflumachrome seems like just another geological formation, but when examined closely it causes a strange feeling of silliness and a loosening of cares. You must dig down, down and down, to reach the deepest pit of the crag in order to find Kryloflumachrome. If you do discover a chunk, rinse it off with warm soapy water, dry it with a pink furry sock, and then display it on a stand in the living room. Garnish with a tuft of greens.